Adventures in Breastfeeding

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You would think that I would be used to it by now.  This is the fourth baby I’ve nursed but I still don’t know what to say when:

 

My wide eyed two year old asks,

“What’s that mommy?”

or with even bigger eyes,

“Is the baby eating you?”

or when my enthusiastic five year old says,

“Mom you should be a cow for Halloween!”

or asks skeptically,

“Does one of those have chocolate milk in it?”